Crypto doesnât know what it wants to be.
One week, itâs âthe future of money.â The next, itâs âdigital gold.â Then suddenly itâs a tech platform for decentralized finance, or a cultural movement about memes and monkey JPEGs. Currency? Asset class? Technology? Cult? Depending on the day â and who you ask â itâs all of the above.
Thatâs the problem. Or maybe the opportunity.
The Adolescent Phase
Every major innovation goes through an identity crisis. The internet did. In the early â90s, some people thought it was a glorified fax machine. Others called it a toy. A few visionaries saw the seeds of what it became, but even they couldnât have predicted TikTok dances shaping geopolitics.
Crypto is in its messy adolescence now. Itâs gangly, overconfident, acne-ridden, with bursts of brilliance and frequent mood swings. That makes it frustrating to outsiders, thrilling to insiders, and dangerous for investors who mistake immaturity for stability.
Look at the phases so far:
- 2009â2012: Crypto as currency (Bitcoin pizza day, cypherpunk manifestos).
- 2013â2017: Crypto as speculative asset (Mt. Gox, ICO mania).
- 2017â2021: Crypto as cultural movement (NFTs, memes, Reddit-fueled rallies).
- 2021âpresent: Crypto as infrastructure (DeFi, smart contracts, tokenization).
Each identity is partially true. Each leaves scars.
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Why This Matters
Markets hate uncertainty. But paradoxically, itâs uncertainty that creates alpha. If everyone knew what crypto âis,â prices would already reflect that. The chaos is what creates opportunity.
Think about Tesla. For years, it wasnât clear whether it was a car company, a tech stock, or an energy play. That identity crisis made shorting it attractive â and going long even more attractive, if you believed in the bigger vision.
Crypto is in the same liminal state. The very fact that people canât agree on whether itâs money, gold, or infrastructure is what gives savvy investors their edge.
The Three Futures
So where does this go? I see three possible arcs:
- Currency Future
In this version, Bitcoin becomes a true medium of exchange. Lightning Network scales. Governments (grudgingly) accept stablecoins. Your morning coffee is priced in satoshis, not dollars.
Likelihood? Low to medium. Regulation and volatility are enormous barriers. But donât dismiss it entirely â Argentina and Turkey already show what happens when fiat collapses.
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- Asset Future
Here, Bitcoin cements itself as digital gold. Ethereum becomes digital oil â powering transactions but not replacing fiat. Institutions allocate 1â5% to crypto as a hedge, just like gold. Your portfolioâs volatility spikes, but so do your returns.
Likelihood? High. This is already happening with ETFs and pension funds dipping their toes in.
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- Infrastructure Future
This is the most radical: crypto as the invisible plumbing of the internet. Not currency. Not gold. But rails. Payments settle on-chain. DeFi eats parts of banking. Smart contracts quietly power logistics, IP rights, even your Spotify subscription.
Likelihood? Medium, but growing. It requires scaling, UX improvements, and regulatory clarity. But if it happens, itâs the biggest TAM (total addressable market) of all.
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The Identity Crisis Is the Alpha
So whatâs an investor to do?
First, donât get lost in the labels. If someone says, âBitcoin is dead because it failed as currency,â theyâre missing the asset and infrastructure cases. If someone says, âEthereum canât scale, so itâs worthless,â theyâre ignoring its developer network.
Second, play the uncertainty. Instead of betting on one identity, structure your portfolio across them. Hold some BTC as âgold.â Hold some ETH as âinfrastructure.â Maybe a small allocation in stablecoins or payment-focused projects for the âcurrencyâ scenario.
Third, remember this: identity crises are temporary. Eventually, the market decides. The internet found its center. Tesla (sort of) did too. When crypto grows out of adolescence, the opportunity window will close.
Why This Feels Familiar
This isnât just about crypto. Itâs about investing in anything new. Railroads, electricity, radio, the internet â all of them went through this phase where nobody knew what box to put them in. The best returns didnât go to the people who demanded an answer too early. They went to the ones who could hold ambiguity without flinching.
Cryptoâs identity crisis is noisy, confusing, and exhausting. But if you can lean into the noise instead of running from it, you might just catch the upside of its adulthood.
For now, the smartest move might be to sit with the uncertainty. To embrace the awkward teenage years. To accept that the market itself doesnât know â and thatâs the whole point.
Because when the identity crisis resolves, it wonât be called âcryptoâ anymore. Itâll just be called the system.
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