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“HODL” started as a typo on a forum in 2013. A drunk Bitcoin holder smashed his keyboard, declared he was “HODLING,” and the legend was born. Since then, it’s become a mantra. A meme. A rallying cry. But let’s be honest: it’s not a strategy. It’s an attitude. And in markets, attitude only gets you so far.

Holding can work — when you’re holding something with true staying power. Bitcoin? Maybe. Ethereum? Possibly. But even those aren’t immune to shifts in technology, regulation, or sentiment. Blindly clutching your bags isn’t discipline; it’s inertia disguised as conviction.

Markets evolve. Narratives shift. Correlations change. And when you’re glued to HODL like it’s religion, you miss the nuance. You stop asking the real questions: Is this asset still earning its place in my portfolio? Has the world moved on while I stayed frozen in 2017 memes?

The truth is, HODL works best as a towel, not a compass. After the cold shower of a downturn, you dry yourself off, reassess, and decide what actually belongs in your next move. Strategy means rebalancing. Strategy means trimming winners before they bloat your risk. Strategy means cutting losers when they reveal themselves as dead weight.

HODL feels safe because it asks nothing of you. No choices. No decisions. Just wait. But waiting is not investing. It’s gambling with patience as your only hedge.

📊 A portfolio isn’t a dragon’s hoard. It’s a garden. You prune, you water, you adjust with the seasons. Sometimes that means holding. Sometimes that means letting go. Always, it means thinking.

👉 Next time someone tells you to HODL, smile, nod, and then quietly do the real work: manage. Because real wealth isn’t in memes. It’s in motion.

I gave a TEDx talk once on consciousness and magic. My point was simple: the brain is a sucker for illusions. We see what we expect to see, and when reality doesn’t cooperate, our minds patch in the missing details like overzealous stagehands.

Markets aren’t so different. Every day, analysts, traders, and newsletter writers dress up their predictions like card tricks. They shuffle numbers, misdirect with jargon, and pull “certainty” out of hats. But like any magic show, once you peek behind the curtain, you realize it’s just smoke, mirrors, and sleight-of-hand.

Here are three of the most common tricks:

1. Misdirection.
Ever notice how everyone talks GDP while the real story is liquidity? That’s the magician’s coin palm. Talk loudly with one hand, while the other is quietly making the move.

2. The illusion of certainty.
Fancy models, charts, even AI-powered predictions — they look ironclad. But dressing up probabilities in tuxedos doesn’t make the future any less unknowable. The “illusion of certainty” sells because investors crave comfort, not because it’s real.

3. The disappearing act.
Retail attention always vanishes right before a breakout. Volume dries up, headlines move on, and the crowd yawns — that’s when price sneaks off-stage and reappears higher (or lower) when no one’s looking.

The magician in me says: don’t get angry at the trick. Enjoy the show — but don’t hand over your wallet. The investor in me says: once you see the sleight-of-hand, you don’t fall for it again.

🔗 For fun, check out Penn & Teller’s “Fool Us” — the perfect metaphor for markets. Even experts get fooled when the trick plays to their blind spots.

✨ Takeaway: The markets aren’t predictable. They’re performative. If you can spot the trick, you can profit from it. If you can’t? Well, you’re just another audience member gasping at the rabbit.

🔗 Overfitting

When you’re bored of the market, that’s usually when it’s time to buy.

Excitement = tops.
Boredom = bottoms.

It’s counterintuitive, but it makes sense. When CNBC is running hot takes, when your neighbor is bragging about Dogecoin, when Discord is on fire — that’s usually froth. But when nothing is happening, when charts look like flatlines, when even the Twitter spaces go quiet — that’s the stealth phase of compounding.

The best opportunities often slip in under the radar, when nobody’s paying attention. It’s in the lull that accumulation happens, strategies quietly work, and value builds.

So the next time you yawn at your portfolio, smile — it might be quietly compounding in your favor.

🔗 For a deeper dive: Boredom as a market signal

There’s always that one night when the party goes on a little too long. The music is loud, the drinks are flowing, and someone is about to attempt karaoke for the third time. Then the parents walk in. Curfew. Lights on. Everyone scrambles.

That’s where crypto is right now. For years, the industry has thrived in its adolescent phase — messy, loud, experimental. Think ICO bubbles in 2017, the NFT craze of 2021, meme coins popping up like TikTok dances. It was exhilarating, but also reckless. And just like curfews exist not to kill the fun but to keep it from spiraling into chaos, regulators are finally showing up at the door.

🔗 For context: SEC’s crypto regulation timeline is worth reviewing — it paints the slow tightening of the leash.

The knee-jerk reaction is panic. People scream about freedom, decentralization, and the end of innovation. But here’s the irony: curfews don’t kill teenagers, they help them survive to adulthood. The same is true for markets.

• The internet wasn’t killed by regulation; it matured. The dot-com bubble was chaos, but frameworks like the Digital Millennium Copyright Act didn’t shut it down — they structured it.
• Financial markets weren’t killed by the SEC after 1929. They became safer, deeper, and more investable.

Crypto isn’t being destroyed. It’s being domesticated.

The real play here isn’t to fight the curfew. It’s to ask: who thrives once the lights are on? My bet? The projects that can adapt. The ones that build compliance into their DNA, the ones that can stand in daylight. The shady pump-and-dump tokens vanish — the Amazons of crypto remain.

So yeah, curfew sucks when you’re in the middle of karaoke. But in the morning? You’ll thank it.

🔗 Context

🔗 Sample SEC Crypto Action

In the desert of Las Vegas, I once bought a bag of beef jerky called Devil’s Kiss. At first bite, it seemed tame — almost disappointingly mild. So, of course, I kept eating. But the spice had a delayed fuse. A few chews later, it hit like a freight train. My gut reaction? Reach for water. But water was useless — it only made it worse.

And so I had to just… ride it out. Like a wave. Wait for my system to stabilize, breathe through it, trust that it would pass.

Risk in the markets works the same way. Some trades seem mild at first — boring, manageable, easy. Then, without warning, the heat kicks in. Volatility spikes. The “safe” position suddenly feels like a bonfire in your chest. And the first instinct — panic-sell, yank your hand away — almost always makes things worse.

Instead, you have to learn to sit with it. Accept the wave, breathe through the fire. This isn’t advice to ignore risk. It’s advice to respect it. Build your portfolio with the same mindset you’d approach a spicy meal: know your tolerance, start small, and never forget that heat has a way of compounding.

The delayed kick is where lessons live. Markets don’t punish instantly; they lull you, then remind you who’s in charge.

Lesson: Don’t mistake a calm first bite for a harmless dish. In trading, as in spice, the afterburn is where the truth comes out.

Being an uncle changes how you think about money.

When my nieces and nephew hand me crayon drawings of dinosaurs or demand I sit through another round of “Let’s Pretend the Couch Is Lava,” I don’t think about my net worth. I think about legacy. About what kind of scaffolding I’m building so they can climb higher than I did.

That’s the real “Uncle Mike” strategy: not chasing the flashiest gains, but stacking bricks that last. Bricks made of time, patience, and resilience. Things boring enough that the kids won’t even notice them until one day — boom — they realize someone quietly built a staircase for them.

So instead of trying to double my money overnight, I focus on the kind of moves that compound quietly. The kind you don’t brag about at family dinners but that still show up decades later in college funds, trust accounts, or even just the relief that “someone had our back.”

Here’s the kicker: you don’t need nieces or nephews to do this. You can play “Uncle Mike” for your future self. Think of your portfolio as a long-term gift. Wrap it up with discipline, patience, and humility. Hand it to your future self with a bow.

Investing isn’t just about returns. Sometimes it’s about responsibility. The “Uncle Mike” strategy is simply this: leave people better off than you found them — financially, emotionally, generationally.

🔗 Gifting to minors

🔗 Uniform Transfers to Minors

Markets are supposedly “data-driven,” but in reality? Narratives eat data for breakfast.

Think of 2021: meme stocks. The data screamed overvaluation. The narrative (“we’re fighting Wall Street!”) screamed louder. Guess which won?

In this deep dive:

1. Dot-com bubble (1990s–2000): Valuations soared not because of balance sheets but because everyone bought into “the Internet will change everything.” Spoiler: the Internet did change everything — but not in the way Pets.com shareholders hoped.
2. 2008 housing crash: The data (debt-to-income ratios, NINJA loans) was there, but the narrative was “housing always goes up.” That story drowned out the spreadsheets until the bubble popped.
3. Bitcoin’s 2017 run: Fundamentals were shaky, scaling debates unresolved. But the narrative of “digital gold” carried BTC to $20k. The story was stronger than the metrics — at least for a while.

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Why Our Brains Prefer Stories

Neuroscience has shown humans are wired for story. Raw data is noise; a good narrative is melody. Investors latch onto tales of disruption, inevitability, justice, or survival. It’s why bubbles inflate and crashes feel like Greek tragedies.

Kahneman calls it narrative fallacy. Our brains need coherence, so we invent it. Investors are less quants and more poets with spreadsheets.

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How to Use This Power (Without Being Used by It)

• Ride early: Narratives are like waves. If you spot one building before the crowd, you can surf it.
• Exit before the crash: Don’t confuse narrative with reality. When data and story diverge too far, gravity wins.
• Craft your own narrative: Think like a portfolio storyteller. What arc does your portfolio tell? Is it “tech dominator,” “dividend protector,” “contrarian explorer”? Investors (and you) will believe it more if the story is coherent.

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If you read my Day 5 post on guitar tuning, this is the same riff at a different tempo. Narratives are distortion pedals. They make the same old notes sound new.

And here’s the kicker: markets aren’t efficient calculators. They’re stages where stories duel for dominance. Ignore this, and you’ll keep getting blindsided by “irrational” moves. Respect it, and you’ll see the invisible script.

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✨ Final note: Narratives don’t just move markets. They move people. And that means they move you. Before you buy or sell, ask: “Am I reacting to data — or to a story so good I can’t help but believe it?”

Everyone’s been calling the downturn a “crypto winter.” Personally, I prefer to think of it as a cold shower. 🥶 Why? Because:

• It shocks you.
• It clears your head.
• It weeds out the people who weren’t serious.

In my Day 2 post, I talked about discipline. This is where it’s tested. If you survived this cold shower without panic-selling, congratulations — your conviction muscles are strong.

👉 Pro tip: use this time to DCA (dollar-cost average) quietly while everyone else is complaining about the water temperature.

Today I realized something funny: tech investors are basically the guys who skip leg day. 💪 They build huge “upper body” portfolios (Apple, Microsoft, Nvidia), but when it comes to boring “legs” (industrials, consumer staples, utilities) — they ignore them.

Guess what happens when the flashy muscles fatigue? You wobble.

Lesson: Don’t skip portfolio leg day. The “boring” sectors keep your financial body upright.

At my TEDx talk on consciousness and magic, I showed how the brain sees patterns even when none exist. Guess what? Investors do the exact same thing.

We love to find meaning in randomness: candlestick charts, meme stocks, horoscopes disguised as analyst predictions. Some of it’s real signal. Much of it is smoke and mirrors.

The magician in me says: markets are an illusion show. The trick is to enjoy the spectacle without handing your wallet to the guy pulling rabbits.

✨ Pro Tip: Before reacting to “patterns,” ask yourself: is this the data talking, or my brain filling gaps?